As Recorded Script 2/17/24

Line

Character

Dialogue

1

Jacques Cousteau

Ahhh, the Earth!  So fascinating... so wonderful.  Here we see Fredville... teeming with life.  Home of one of my favorite characters….Team GoldBox!  Yes, of course They live in a neighborhood you silly!

2

Danielle

(Snoring) (ALARM) Today's the big day FredBear!

3

FredBear

Roar!

4

Danielle

Look at me... I'm...EXCITED!!  Gotta be in top physical condition for today, FredBear.

5

Danielle

Roar!

6

Danielle

(Puffing, straining, big grunt)  (Huge grunt, straining)  (Grunt, then panting)  (More grunts)  (More grunts)  (Shaking violently)  EEEEEEEEEERRRRAH!!!  UNG!  UNG!!  I'M READY!

7

Danielle

I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!

8

Fredbear

Go, Owner!  ... OOF!

9

Danielle

I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready for School!  

10

Narrator

The GoldBox Show!  (MUSIC)

11

Danielle

(With reverence)  There it is... the finest learning establishment ever established for learning... "Coyle Middle"  Home of the "Cougars"  With the 'Graduating Soon' sign in the window!

12

Danielle

For 4 years I've been dreaming of this moment!  I'm gonna go in there, march straight to class, look him straight in the eye, lay it on the line!  (Loses nerves)  And... I can't do this!  Da...! FredBear!

13

FredBear

Where do you think you're going?

14

Danielle

I was just...

15

FredBear

No you're not.  You're going to School and get that graduation & going to High School!!

16

Danielle

(Ashamed) FredBear,  I can't... don't you see?  ... I'm not good enough!!

17

Lily

Excuse Fredbear: Whose first words to me were, "Hello I’m Danielle and let be friends"

18

Danielle

Mine were.

19

Lily

Who saved Julian for a fighting boy?

20

Danielle

I did.

21

Lily

Who's... um... who's...who's a Girl would help somebody.

22

Danielle

I AM!!

23

FredBear

Who's ready?

24

Danielle

I'm ready!

25

Lily

Who's ready?

26

Danielle

I'm ready!

27

Fredbear & Lily

Who's ready!

28

Danielle

(Huge)  I'M READY!  (Rapidly)  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  (Fade)  I'm ready!  I'm ready!  I'm ready!

29

Shadow

(Sighs)  Oh no...That Girl...

30

Danielle

I'm ready!  I'm ready!

31

Squidward

(Snotty)  What could she possibly want?

32

Danielle FredBear & Lily, Melody, Ricky

I'm ready!  Go Danielle!  Go Danielle!  Go Us!  Go Us!  ... we’re ready.  (Whup-whup)

33

Shadow

(Shocked)  Aghhh!  ...SIIIIIIDDDDI!!  Hurry,Sidi, before it's too late, I've gotta tell you 'bout this...

34

Lily

Today, The Day Everyone!!  (Superhero voice)  We've been training our whole life for the day, and now We’re ready to graduate!!  (Screaming, falling, landing)  YAAAAA!!  ... OOF!!  ... AWK!

(Various screams)  AIEE!!  OW!!  OOF!  HELP!  UGH!  OOF!  EEK!  BONK!  (Like pong)  So uh, when do I start?

35

Foxy

Well, lad, it looks like you don't even have your sea legs in art...

36

Lily

Mr. FOX, please!!!  I'll prove I'm art material!  Ask Squidward, he'll vouch for me.

37

Squidward

No!

38

Foxy

Well, lad, we'll give you a test and if you pass, ye'll be on "The Middle to High School Art Class"!  Go and make me a... a... hydrodynamic art piece.  With... uhm... port and starboard attachments... and turbo drive, and flys!!

And don't come back 'til ya get one!

39

Lily

Aye, aye Captain Foxy!!  One hydrodynamic flying art piece with port and starboard attachments, turbo drive coming right up sir!!

40

Foxy

Carry on!!!  We'll never see that lubber again.

41

Squidward

You're terrible!  A hydro flying what???   (Laughs, nasal honk)

42

Foxy

(Laughs)  Arg!  Arg!  Arg!

43

School Teacher

(High voice)  Hey!  Hey!  Please!  Joey are to stay seated and not put their hands out the window! and stop going on games in class

44

Shadow & Kelly

(Laughter)

45

Kelly

HA!  (Concern)  That sounded like school bell!!  (Scary)  (Sniffs)  Do ya hear it?  That sound... a kind a smelly sound... a smelly smell that sound... smelly!!  (Softly) Next Period.

46

Danielle

What?!!

47

Kelly

NEXT PERIOD!!!

48

Background Characters

(Impatient walla)  EAT, eat, eat, eat now, eat, eat now!!!

49

Sidi

Pulese!  Pulese!  Quiet... Is this any way to behave?  Hummmmm?

50

BG Characters#1

Eat.

51

Kelly

Can we show a little decency and form a neat single file line in front of the LUNCH line…!!!

52

BG CHARACTERS

(Walla)  Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, etc.

53

Lily

(Softly singing)  Art Room meeting all of your art-y needs.

54

Danielle

All hands on deck!  Get your anchors out of your pants!

55

Sidi

One single file line is all I ask!

56

Shadow

WHOA!  BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, GUYS!!  We're taking on water, GUYS!!!  I want my mommy, GUYS!!

57

Lily

(Singing softly)  Do-do-do-do-do...Art, Art, port and starboard painty attachments.

58

Kelly

HELP!

59

Shadow

Man overboard!!!  Climb Guys!  Climb!

60

BG Cs

Eat... eat...

61

Kelly

This is the end!  Good-bye,Guys!

62

Shadow & Sidi & Danielle

Oh Kelly... (Starts wailing)

63

Everyone

(Starts wailing)

64

Lily

Permission to come aboard, Guys!  (Fanfare)  Did someone order a Flying art Piece?

65

Everyone

(Shocked)  Duh - uh...

66

FredBear

(Shocked)  Gah!  Uh - uh… DANIELLE!!!!!

67

Lily

That's right!!!  One hydrodynamic art flying machine with port and starboard attachments... and let's not forget the TURBO DRIVE!!!  Would you believe they only had one in stock!  To the kitchen... who's hungryyyyeeee!!

68

Tiny Tim

(Song)  Things that bother you never bother me

I feel happy and fine, Ha Ha!

Living in the sunlight, loving the moonlight

having a wonderful time

Having a lot I don't need a lot, coffee is only a dime

Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight

having a wonderful time

Just take it from me, I'm just as free as any daughter

I do what I like just when I like and how I love it

I'm right here to stay well I hope, I'll be right in my car

Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight,

having a wonderful time

to do to do do do do do do do

69

Narrator

(After School Hours)

70

Kelly

That was the Graduation Celebration & Dance, Welcome aboard!!

71

Shadow

But, but Guys...

72

Everyone

Three cheers for Lily.  Hip hip...

73

Shadow

Hooray!  ... Uh Sidi

74

Everyone

Hip hip...

75

Shadow

Hooray!

76

Everyone

Hip hip...

77

Shadow

Hooray.  Sidi?

78

Foxy

I'll be in my quarters countin' up the booty!

79

Matthew

Good evening, "Team Goldbox"!

80

Shadow

What would you like to order, Matthew?

81

Matthew

One 'Adventure' please!

82

Shadow

What?

83

Matthew

(Screams)

84

Shadow

Guys! Guys!! Guuuuys... come see what Lilllly is doooooing!

85

Tiny Tim

(Song)

86

Credits

(End Screen)

As Recorded Script 2/27/24

DANIELLE

LILY

FREDBEAR

Dante Bee

SIDI

Sidi Badjie

ALEX

Alexander Bolton

Line #

Character

Script

1

SpongeBob

Wow!  Four stingers!

2

Sandy

(Big Wrestling Grunts)

3

SpongeBob

(Gasp!) (Whimper) Ooooh.

4

Sandy

(Big Exertion Grunt)

5

SpongeBob

(inquisitive) Where have I seen this before?

6

SpongeBob

(looking through book) Here it is!  Land squirrel.  That little squirrel is in trouble!

7

Sandy

(pounding the clam) Take... that... 'ya sorry ol' clam.  Y'all need... to learn... some manners!

8

Sandy

(looking at her work) You're 'bout as ugly as homemade soup.

9

SpongeBob

Hooray land squirrel!

10

SpongeBob

Look out!

11

SpongeBob

Hold on, little squirrel!

12

SpongeBob

(karate) Yah! Ha!  Hyuhn!  Hweee!  HUUUUUUUUUUWAH!

13

SpongeBob

You have fought well, giant clam.  Prepare to be vanquished!  (tries to open the clam)  Hynuuh!  Hey, I'm actually doing it!  HYNUHHH--HHHHH--

14

Sandy

YA!

15

SpongeBob

(determined)  Your shell is mine!  (grabbing the shell) HYUH!  HRRGGHH!  YARGHH!  HYNUUHNNNN!

16

Sandy

Oof!  Hold on there little square dude!  (karate chop) Yah! (jump) Hah! (kick) WEEAH! (kick)  HWUUH!

17

SpongeBob

Hey!  You like karate, too!   Haah!  - Wuuuahah!  (out of steam - Fart sound)

18

SpongeBob

 So, what's your name?

19

Sandy

Sandy... So (karate)-- what -- do -- y'all -- call -- yourself?

20

SpongeBob

(Building) I'm...  Spongeboooooooob!

21

Sandy

Well, SpongeBob, take a gander at THIS!

22

SpongeBob

(reacting to rocks hitting him) Ooh.  

23

SpongeBob

Oh, yeah!  Watch this!  HYUH!  (record fart sound)

24

Sandy

I like you SpongeBob.  We could be tighter than bark on a tree.  Hai -- YAH!

25

SpongeBob

(unsure what that phrase means) Uhh...  (positive)I like you too, Sandy.  HAI -- YUUH! (hits his hand) Yow!  Say... what is that thing on your head?

26

Sandy

Why, that's my air helmet.

27

SpongeBob

May I try it on?

28

Sandy

Heck no, I need it to breathe.  I gotta have my air.

29

SpongeBob

Me, too.  I LOVE air.  Air is good!

30

Sandy

No kiddin'?

31

SpongeBob

(Faking it)  Why, air's my middle name.  The more air the better!  Can't get enough of that air!

32

Sandy

She--oot!  How 'bout coming over tomorrow for tea and cookies, then.  Don't be late.

33

SpongeBob

OK!  See ya tomorrow!  (panic) Patrick!  Patrick!  Patrick!  Patrick!  Patrick!  What's air?

34

Patrick

(waking up) Huh?

35

SpongeBob

I just met this girl.  She wears a hat full of air.

36

Patrick

Do you mean she puts on airs?

37

SpongeBob

I guess so.

38

Patrick

That's just fancy talk.  If you wanna be fancy, hold your pinkie up like this.  The higher you hold it, the fancier you are.

39

SpongeBob

How's that?

40

Patrick

Higher!    

41

SpongeBob

Like that?

42

Patrick

Now that's fancy. They should call you "SpongeBob FancyPants"!

43

Patrick

(Encouraging)  Remember, "When in doubt, pinkie out!"  You can do it SpongeBob!  I'll be watchin'.

44

SpongeBob

Thanks, pal

45

Sandy

(On speaker)  Hello?

46

SpongeBob

Hiya Sandy.  It's me, SpongeBob

47

Sandy

Hold on a sec, I'll let you in.

48

SpongeBob

(Whistling, turns into dry whistling)    

49

SpongeBob

Sandy!  SANDY!  OPEN UP!  OPEN UP!  OPEN THE DOOR!  SANDY SANDY SANDEEE!  (Flops like a fish "Ohh  Ohh!")

50

SpongeBob

Sandy, something's gone terribly wrong!  There's no water in -- (realization) here!

51

Sandy

 'Course there's no water.  Nothin' but air.

52

SpongeBob

No water?

53

Sandy

That 'aint a problem is it?  Hai -- yah!

54

SpongeBob

Problem?  Ha-ha!  Hai -- ya!  That's how I like my air.  (huge inhale)  HUUUUUUUUH!  (spits out) HKHACK! (dry) ... with no water.

55

Sandy

Well alright!  I made Texas tea and cookies.  Well come on in!  Hi-ya!

56

Sandy

That's not in!  IN!

57

Sandy

You're a funny little dude.  Come on, I'll give 'ya the grand tour.

58

Sandy

So this is my own private little air bubble.  This air is the driest…

59

SpongeBob

(Inhale like a fish out of water)  Gasp!

60

Sandy

...purest...

61

SpongeBob

Gasp!

62

Sandy

... most airiest air in the whole sea!  Over there is my bird bath.  That's my oak tree!  It provides me with extra air.  This dome is made of the strongest polyurethane.  That's a fancy name for plastic.  Ain't that the bees knees?

63

SpongeBob

(wheezing sounds)

64

Bird

(angry tweets)

65

Sandy

Tell you what, weren't easy gettin' here, neither!  First I had to hitch it up to a big ol' boat.  Them Houston boys helped me move all my stuff.  Once I got it down here, I got the whole place done up like home.  

That's my treadmill.  That's how I stay in tip-top shape.  C'mon Let's have that tea now.  (karate chop) HAI! --  (kick)  YAH! -- HWAAH!

66

SpongeBob

Gasp!

67

Patrick

(Through glass)  Pinkie ... pinkie!

68

SpongeBob

(Through glass)  Gasp!

69

SpongeBob

(dry) I brought you some flowers…

70

Sandy

For me?  How sweet!

71

Sandy

(tugging sound)

72

Sandy

(concerned) You okay?

73

SpongeBob

(dry)  Yyyessss... I'm okay...

74

Sandy

You know, you're the FIRST sea critter to ever visit!

75

SpongeBob

(dry) I can't imagine why...

76

Sandy

Can I get you anything?

77

SpongeBob

(dry) Water would be nice...

78

Sandy

I'm gonna put these in a vase.

79

SpongeBob

(dry) Take your time…

80

SpongeBob

(desperate) gasp, wheeze, gasp -- cough, cough, wheeze -- gasp, shudder, wheeze, gasp!

81

SpongeBob

(dry) (to himself)  I gotta get out of here.

82

Sandy

I like you SpongeBob.  We could be tighter than bark on a tree."

83

SpongeBob

(dry) Hnnrrghhh!

84

Patrick

When in doubt, pinkie out."

85

SpongeBob

(dry) (Strongly)  I don't need water!  Water's for quitters!  I don't need it!  I don't need it!  I don't need it!  I don't need it.

86

SpongeBob

(dry) (Muttering, determined)  I don't need it.  I don't need it...

87

Sandy

Why these flowers are just beautiful!  They'll live much much longer -- in a vase full of ice… cold… water.

88

SpongeBob

I don't need it!  I dont' need it!  I don't need...

89

Sandy

So tell me about yourself.  It must be FASCINATING being a sea critter.

90

Sandy

I can't imaginge growing up under the ocean.  I grew up in wide open spaces where I could run and jump in the sun…

91

Sandy

(concerned) SpongeBob?  (BELL) Oh!  There's the cookies!  Be right back.  

92

SpongeBob

I don't need it!  I don't need it...  I definitely dont' need it!  I don't need it... I don't need it!  I don't need it... I don't need it… (dry swallow)

93

SpongeBob

(out loud)  I... I... I... I -- NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT!

94

SpongeBob

(Landing wheeze) (Grabbing wheeze) (Lifting wheeze)

95

Patrick

No, SpongeBob!  No!  No!  No!  Stop!   Pinkie!  Pinnnkieeee!

96

SpongeBob

(drinking, guzzling)

97

SpongeBob

I'm a quitter!  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa -- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

98

Patrick

You can't leave now!  You'll blow it!!

99

SpongeBob

(Panicking)  Air is not good, Patrick.  Air is not good.

100

Patrick

You're just being shy.  Don't worry buddy.  You're doing fine...

101

Patrick

(Increasingly tired)  I won't let you blow this...

102

Patrick

(Gasp)  (GASP!  Cough... cough... wheeze... gasp... gasp!)  WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THISSSSSS?!!!!

103

Patrick

(Fighting) There's no water in here!

104

SpongeBob

(Fighting)  I tried to tell you!

105

Patrick

(Fighting)  We've got to get out of here!

106

SpongeBob

(Fighting) (weaker) You're doing it wrong!

107

Patrick

(Fighting) (weaker) Wait, no.  We've got to get out…

108

Sandy

Come and get it!  You're all gonna like this so…

109

Sandy

(Shocked)  HUUUH!

110

Sandy

There, that oughtta do it.  If y'all needed water... ya shoulda asked!  I propose a toast.  To new friends!

111

Sandy

(sees a problem)  Hold on a second.

112

Sandy

I hope y'all like your tea strong.

113

Sandy

Drink up!

114

Sandy, SpongeBob & Patrick

Slurrrrrp!

115

Sandy, SpongeBob & Patrick

(Satisfied)  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!