NEW SHOW: THE GOLDBOX SHOW ON NICK trailer
Sung to the Orpheus Overture by Jacques Offenbach.
Danielle: I'm an Animaniac Some people say I'm out of whack You can't miss our wild new show With my cute sis, and my bro We all act like we're insane Along with Springtrap and Springbonnie Ricky, Kenny and Melody, Fredbear, Rosa, Freddy Faz, Bonnie Bun Chica too We dance and sing and do all kinds of crazy things Oh we're the amazing Animaniacs We'll split your sides in half We are the most exciting ever So watch us cause you'll love us We'll be on your TV Coming up next right here on Nick! (Alternate last line: Weekday afternoons right here on Nick!) (2nd alternate last line: Later today right here on Nick!) (Bravo, Bravissimo, etc. from YW+D)Transcribed by Matthew Ford
HAPPY HOLIDAYS trailer
Sung to Deck the Halls
Yakko: Deck the halls with smelly stockings!
YW+D : Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Dot : 'Tis the season to go shopping!
YW+D : Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Wakko: Holidays make us more loony!
YW+D : Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
Dot : Join the fun on our cartoon-y!
YW+D : Watch us crazy Animaniacs!
Yakko: (spoken) Happy holidays from the Animaniacs and all your
friends at Fox!
Transcribed by "The Corinthian"
SIX DAYS A WEEK trailer
Yakko: Do you have a craving for a show that's really kinda wacky, Yearning for some fun that's loony, kooky, zany, and slap-happy? Animaniacs are just the perfect thing to hit the spot. Join us 'cause he's Wakko, I am Yakko, and this is Dot. We escape on Saturdays and every weekday afternoon. We run amok along with other wild and crazy toons. There's Pinky and the Brain, Slappy, and Chicken Boo. Buttons, Mindy, Bobby, Pesto, Rita, Runt to name a few. We'll surprise you, Tantalize you, Mesmerize you, Envigorize you! Come join in the fun; you're really gonna have a blast, Be sure to see each minute of us crazy Animaniacs! (spoken) Six days a week on Fox Kids! (alternatively...) Be sure to see each minute of an all-new Animaniacs! (spoken) Saturday morning on Fox Kids! (also alternatively...) (spoken) Coming up next on Fox Kids!Transcribed by Brendan Dunn and Ron O'Dell
12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS trailer
YW+D : For the twelve days of Christmas, Fox Kids Net gave to me: Yakko: Twelve sharkies biting Wakko: Eleven Bobbys triking Dot : Ten Ticks ha-ha'ing Yakko: Nine toons cha-cha'ing Wakko: Eight doggies burping Dot : Seven Tazzes slurping Yakko: Six rangers leaping Wakko: Five faboo X-Men Dot : Four Cubhouse pals Yakko: Three Carmen gals Wakko: Two batty guys Dot : And cute Spiderman to light up our tree. YW+D : (spoken) Happy holidays from Fox Kids!Transcribed by Ron O'Dell
PUT A BRAIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE trailer
MJFrog: It's another election year
So stand and give a cheer
For a presidential candidate that's new.
He's the rodent that we need
And he's here to take the lead
For Mom and apple pie, so what do we do?
Brain : Yee-e-ess!
YW+D : We put the right mouse
Into the White House
Yakko : 'Cause he's qualified, my friend, to rule the world.
Dot : He'll cut the taxes, save the trees
Wakko : He'll reduce the price of cheese
YW+D : He's a fightin' son of a gun
And when it all is said and done
They'll agree in both the Senate and the House
MJFrog: That the best man for the job...
Brain : ...is a mouse!
A Brain is a terrible thing to waste.
Pinky : Narf!
Voice : This has been a political announcement for the campaign
to put a Brain in the White House.
THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT trailer
YW+D : That's all we've got now
There isn't any more now
The lot is closing
Yakko: And Wakko's gotta eat.
YW+D : It's time to stop now
Or your brain will rot now
Kids' WB's fulfilled its mission
Now it's time to end transmission
But we've made a big decision...
Dot : We'll be back next week.
YW+D : Ain't that sweet?
BIG KIDS GO FIRST trailer
Sung to the Orpheus Overture by Jacques Offenbach.
YW+D : Freakazoid and Earthworm Jim
Superman
Dot : Oh, I like him!
YW+D : Road Rovers and Waynehead too
Pinky and the Brain
Pinky: Yoo hoo!
YW+D : Animaniacs
Then Sylvester and Tweety
That's where you see
Everything on Kids' WB!
CAPTAIN PLANET PROMO trailer
Sung to Turkey in the Straw
(Modernized version of Zip Coon.)
Yakko : There's an eco-friendly show
Dot : All about ecology
Y+D : Playing every weekday on Kids' WB.
Yakko : There's an eco-friendly show
Dot : All about ecology
Y+D : Captain Planet weekdays on Kids' WB.
Yakko : Kwami and Wheeler
Linka and Gi
Dot : Gaia and Ma-Ti
Suchi...
MJFrog: ...and me!
Y+D : Battling scum and saving trees
Dot : Captain Planet weekdays...
Yakko : ...on Kids' WB!
CHRISTMAS 1997 trailer
Sung to Danse de la Fée-Dragée from The Nutcracker Suite by Pieter Tchaikovsky.
Yakko: Please come join us, won't you
Next weekend, for a great
Wakko: Really great
Yakko: Day of Christmas cheer?
Pinky: Dubba-dubba narf!
Dot : Batman will be there, plus
Superman, Men in Black,
And of course
YW+D : Animaniacs!
Pinky: Dubba-dubba zort!
YW+D : And we must not forget
Sylvester and Tweety
And our friends
Pinky and The Brain.
Brain: Yes!
YW+D : Tons of Christmas
Pinky: Narf!
YW+D : All next weekend
Pinky: Zort!
YW+D : On Kids' Double-
Pinky: Walgh!
YW+D : -U B!
Pinky: (laughs)
TITANIC PARODY trailer
Parody of My Heart Will Go On from the motion picture Titanic.
Pinky : Two small lab mice
With one big dream
To take over the world.
Zort! Poit! Narf!
Odds are against us
But we'll win, you'll see.
MJFrog: Pinky and The Brain
Pinky : Weekdays on Kids' WB.
(spoken) I'll never let go, Brain.
Never let go.
(also)
Pinky: All new this Monday on Kids' WB.
(spoken) I'll never let go, Brain.
Never let go.
WAKKO'S WISH movie trailer
Sung to Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 by Franz Liszt.
DrSns : Hey, what's up? What's all the noise?
Cmaker : The Warner girl and the Warner boys
Tristesse: They're gathered round in the village square
Cmaker : They say there's something way out there
Minerva : Something weird and something strange...
Voiceover: (spoken) In a tale that captures your imagination...
Brain : What is that?
Pinky : Haven't you heard?
Brain : There's no such thing; it's too absurd!
Dot : It could well be but we just don't know
Yakko : We'll soon find out, 'cause we're going to go
YW+D : To the wishing star!
Chorus : To the wishing star!
YW+D : It's something weird, and it's all bizarre
And it fell to Earth from way up far
Chorus : They're on their way to the wishing star.
Chorus : I gotta get to the wishing star
We're doing really good so far
Plotz : Out of my way, whoever you are...
Voiceover: (spoken) Steven Spielberg presents
The Animaniacs, in their first full-length feature.
Wakko's Wish. Coming Fall 1999.
Dot : (spoken) Maybe we should have kept this our little secret.
ANIMANIACS WEEK trailer
Sung to Mexican Hat Dance (cf. Yakko's World).
Yakko: Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday
And Friday we've something for you;
It's Yakko and Wakko and Dot and the Doctor
And Mindy and Buttons and Boo.
Skullhead and Rita and Skippy and Pinky
And Ralph and Minerva and Mime;
This week on TV, on Kids' WB
YW+D : Animaniacs all of the time!
Yakko: It's Animaniacs week starting Monday on Kids' WB!
ANIMANIACS CHRISTMAS EVE ON THE HUB trailer
Wakko: On the day before Christmas
And then all through the eve
The Hub has a holiday special to see.
Yakko and Wakko, and Dot and the rest
Four hours of them at their Christmasy best.
And then after that
All you good girls and boys
Can watch Wakko's Wish
And then wait for your toys.
The Animaniacs Christmas Eve on The Hub:
Monday, December 24th, starting at 4 p.m. Eastern, 1 Pacific.
It could happen -- only on The Hub!
ANIMANIACS ON THE HUB trailer
YW+D : The Hub has got some news for you that might just sound crazy.
Animaniacs are coming to The Hub on your TV.
Even though we warned them, did they listen? No siree!
That means our shenanigans are here for you to see!
We're Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max.
We're cracking up The Hub;
Gonna make a big hubbub!
We're Animanie,
Totally insaney ...
Voiceover: Animaniacs, coming to The Hub starting Monday, January 7th!
Yakko : It could happen only on The Hub!
THE GOLDBOX SHOW SEASON 4 Songs
3005 (Sidi) Necromancin' Dancin' (Team Goldbox) She-Wrecks (Sidi) I've No More F*cks To Give (Lily) J'Attendrai (Allen) Curses (Danielle, Team Goldbox, Allen) Witch by: The Bird and the Bee (Danielle) Teenage Demon Baby (Danielle, Sidi, Shadow) Stupid Intruders (Danielle) I'm Gonna Win (Springtrap) Dance While the Sky Dances (Shadow) Transylvania (Sidi, Danielle) Life and Death (Matthew) S F D D (Matthew) Dirt Poor Robins - Great Vacation (Springtrap, Fredbear, Springbonnie, Team Goldbox) Get Flappy (Danielle, Team Goldbox, Springtrap) Ten and In Charge (Danielle, Ida, Kelly, Sidi, Springtrap) Pull Back The Fairies (Ida) WW91IEd1eXMgU2hvdWRuJ3QgSnVzdCBMZXQgTWUgRGllLi4=
THE GOLDBOX SHOW: FANS BACKLASH -
Season 3 Release Bumper
Goldbox Fan: Who the F*ck do you think you guys are with Freddy's Network and that F* king Goldbox Show? I mean, people have been waiting maybe 3 motherf*cking months to see what the hell Springtraps Master Plan is, and all you guys can show is A No Commericals Free Episode, by the way thank Freddy's Network of that, Of Springtraps Daily Life as a Comedy F*ck you guys! You guys f*cking suck! f*ck you! Text: Springtraps True Plan & Season 3 Revealed 7.17.23 We Promise Danielle: Oh Bother!